Volume Two [2012]

by A Grindcore Christmas

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released 08 December 2012

Produced by: Phillip Acevedo for ROBO! Robotica.

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Artwork by: Blobert Morechairs - www.facebook.com/morechairs

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Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Sandy The Christmas Ghost
it's that time for sleigh rides in the frosty air
at least in the glass sphere
shaken it presents an idyllic visiion
very much unlike my reality of grey skies, wet blacktop
and do you think she sees what I see?
in her red stocking cap
red midrift jacket
red mini skirt
black boots
actually, she can't see anything
and i can't see inside the sphere anymore
it's completely soiled with blood
and i can't believe it didn't shatter from the sheer force
with which it collided with the back of her head
over and over again
for all i know santa might be real, but mrs. claus doesn't exist anymore
Track Name: Thirsting For Men - Christmas Tree House Fire
Too Broke To Make Smiles
Too Lit Up To Make Good Decisions
Just enough to be unhappy
Washed out fucked and beyond hungry
Lush mother the bread maker carving figures
Another wish I have forgotten
I found a new place to sleep
cold but out of the way
The same great place to rest your head
Taking it in stride

I'll feed the kids another line of bullshit
Your safe on fourth base
It's that time of year again to disappear
Oh the magicians strings you carry
Christmas Tree House Fire
Watch all the people gather
Witness a miracle
Look at the lights
Christmas Tree House Fire
Marriages and guilt desire
Another one who doesn't smile
Emergency Lights
Christmas Tree House Fire
Burning down this drunken spire
Tragedy for whores and liars
Beautiful Lights
Track Name: Wadge - Away In A Manger
Christmas comes but once a year
And thank God for that
While giving birth Mary proclaimed
“Jesus fucking Christ it hurts!”
Away in a manger, the dude from VOIVOD
Assisted with the holy birth
In French he said “No crib for a bed”
So he built one for the Lord out of drum sticks
Covered in afterbirth, but chill as fuck
Can’t catch an infection from the Immaculate Conception
Track Name: Girls Names - Darlene Happenstance
i dont really give a fuck about the baby jesus
i dont really give a fuck about spirit of the season
i dont really give a fuck about the catholic church
i dont really give a fuck about the needy
i want presents
give me presents
i want presents now
i want presents
i want presents
give me lots of presents
i want presents
i want presents
lots n lots of presents
i dont really give a fuck about the homeless
i dont really give a fuck about starving people
and i still dont give a fuck about the baby jesus
presents
presents
presents
presents
presents
presents
presents
motherfucker
Track Name: Los Viejos - The Blood Became The Sauce
Santa Claus killed his wife
Served her in tasty chunks
With the help of Rudolph
The blood became the sauce
Stuffed her, christmas turkey
Tasting and biting and chewing and crushing
Shitting the fucking old cunt
Stuffed her, christmas turkey
Stuffed her, mexa turkey
Track Name: Totally Pissed Off - Christmas Chainsaw Massacre
you hear his footsteps
on the roof
santa claws is real
and heres the proof
listen to the motor
listen to the screams
bloody faced santa
has just crushed your dreams

hacked up
chopped up
blood red christmas
Track Name: Yandere Robot - Santa Claus Massacre 3000
SANTA CLAUSE KILLED YOU!!
Track Name: Bitch Killer - Krampus Is Coming Bitches
You've been naughty little brats
get into my sack
take you fucking shits to the cleaners
my sharp sticks will cut you to bits
I love to see your skin flailed

Time for punishment
time for a Hellish descent
Mommy and Daddy will be so glad
for slaughtering children who are bad

Krampus, I'm fucking pissed
Krampus, Your pain is fucking bliss
Krampus, you won't be missed
Get in my sack you little shits!!!!
Track Name: Social Depravity Of An Unborn System - Sleigh-Ride Nuke (also, you're fucking gay)
FUCK
AFTER RECORDING THIS SHIT, MY THROAT HURT FOR A FUCKING WEEK
THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM DOING INHALES
DEAL WITH IT
ALSO, LETS NUKE THE CITY
ON A SLEIGHRIDE
BECAUSE MY THROAT SERIOUSLY FEELS LIKE SHIT
FUCK YOU
CALL ADEM LEFF AT 1-224-330-9518
ALSO, NIKOLAI GAWIN IS A FAT FUCK
LIKE SANTA