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Volume Two [2012]

by A Grindcore Christmas

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it's that time for sleigh rides in the frosty air at least in the glass sphere shaken it presents an idyllic visiion very much unlike my reality of grey skies, wet blacktop and do you think she sees what I see? in her red stocking cap red midrift jacket red mini skirt black boots actually, she can't see anything and i can't see inside the sphere anymore it's completely soiled with blood and i can't believe it didn't shatter from the sheer force with which it collided with the back of her head over and over again for all i know santa might be real, but mrs. claus doesn't exist anymore
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Too Broke To Make Smiles Too Lit Up To Make Good Decisions Just enough to be unhappy Washed out fucked and beyond hungry Lush mother the bread maker carving figures Another wish I have forgotten I found a new place to sleep cold but out of the way The same great place to rest your head Taking it in stride I'll feed the kids another line of bullshit Your safe on fourth base It's that time of year again to disappear Oh the magicians strings you carry Christmas Tree House Fire Watch all the people gather Witness a miracle Look at the lights Christmas Tree House Fire Marriages and guilt desire Another one who doesn't smile Emergency Lights Christmas Tree House Fire Burning down this drunken spire Tragedy for whores and liars Beautiful Lights
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Christmas comes but once a year And thank God for that While giving birth Mary proclaimed “Jesus fucking Christ it hurts!” Away in a manger, the dude from VOIVOD Assisted with the holy birth In French he said “No crib for a bed” So he built one for the Lord out of drum sticks Covered in afterbirth, but chill as fuck Can’t catch an infection from the Immaculate Conception
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i dont really give a fuck about the baby jesus i dont really give a fuck about spirit of the season i dont really give a fuck about the catholic church i dont really give a fuck about the needy i want presents give me presents i want presents now i want presents i want presents give me lots of presents i want presents i want presents lots n lots of presents i dont really give a fuck about the homeless i dont really give a fuck about starving people and i still dont give a fuck about the baby jesus presents presents presents presents presents presents presents motherfucker
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Santa Claus killed his wife Served her in tasty chunks With the help of Rudolph The blood became the sauce Stuffed her, christmas turkey Tasting and biting and chewing and crushing Shitting the fucking old cunt Stuffed her, christmas turkey Stuffed her, mexa turkey
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you hear his footsteps on the roof santa claws is real and heres the proof listen to the motor listen to the screams bloody faced santa has just crushed your dreams hacked up chopped up blood red christmas
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SANTA CLAUSE KILLED YOU!!
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You've been naughty little brats get into my sack take you fucking shits to the cleaners my sharp sticks will cut you to bits I love to see your skin flailed Time for punishment time for a Hellish descent Mommy and Daddy will be so glad for slaughtering children who are bad Krampus, I'm fucking pissed Krampus, Your pain is fucking bliss Krampus, you won't be missed Get in my sack you little shits!!!!
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FUCK AFTER RECORDING THIS SHIT, MY THROAT HURT FOR A FUCKING WEEK THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM DOING INHALES DEAL WITH IT ALSO, LETS NUKE THE CITY ON A SLEIGHRIDE BECAUSE MY THROAT SERIOUSLY FEELS LIKE SHIT FUCK YOU CALL ADEM LEFF AT 1-224-330-9518 ALSO, NIKOLAI GAWIN IS A FAT FUCK LIKE SANTA
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released December 8, 2012

Produced by: Phillip Acevedo for ROBO! Robotica.

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Artwork by: Blobert Morechairs - www.facebook.com/morechairs

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